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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 2:40pm

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2018 @ 1:02am

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 9:05am

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 2:01pm

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2018 @ 1:01am

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2018 @ 6:09pm

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2019 @ 8:48am

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2018 @ 4:27am

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 11:46am

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 1:45pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2018 @ 3:09am

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 5:30am

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2018 @ 7:05am

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2018 @ 10:06am

New Vocation

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 9:37am

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 24 May, 2018 @ 11:07am

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2018 @ 1:42am

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2018 @ 10:14am

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2018 @ 1:04pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 2:40pm

Fisticuffs

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2018 @ 11:55am

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2018 @ 11:21am

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2019 @ 8:44am

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2018 @ 7:12am

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2018 @ 2:48am

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2018 @ 1:29am

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2018 @ 5:42am



Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Guinea Pig