Major Phuckry
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WhamBamTurkeyAndHam 6 sept. 2023 la 17:11 
[hears knock at door] Who is it?
[Snakes comes in] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
All right, Johnny, but what about my money?
What money?
Acey said you had some dough for me.
That a fact? How much do I owe ya?
Acey said 10%.
[smirks] Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.
What do ya mean?
He's upstairs takin' a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.
[pause]
Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give *you*, Snakes.
[pulls out machine gun]
I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property,
[shouts]
before I pump your guts full of lead!
[wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'!
1... 2... 10!
[starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally]
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
Major Phuckry 22 apr. 2020 la 19:54 
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WhamBamTurkeyAndHam 22 apr. 2020 la 19:53 
torture me ♥♥♥♥ and balls please
Major Phuckry 11 iun. 2014 la 0:43 
no thanks
WhamBamTurkeyAndHam 11 iun. 2014 la 0:10 
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Major Phuckry 21 apr. 2014 la 21:27 
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