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WhamBamTurkeyAndHam Sep 6, 2023 @ 5:11pm 
[hears knock at door] Who is it?
[Snakes comes in] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
All right, Johnny, but what about my money?
What money?
Acey said you had some dough for me.
That a fact? How much do I owe ya?
Acey said 10%.
[smirks] Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.
What do ya mean?
He's upstairs takin' a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.
[pause]
Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give *you*, Snakes.
[pulls out machine gun]
I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property,
[shouts]
before I pump your guts full of lead!
[wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'!
1... 2... 10!
[starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally]
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
Major Phuckry Apr 22, 2020 @ 7:54pm 
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WhamBamTurkeyAndHam Apr 22, 2020 @ 7:53pm 
torture me ♥♥♥♥ and balls please
Major Phuckry Jun 11, 2014 @ 12:43am 
no thanks
WhamBamTurkeyAndHam Jun 11, 2014 @ 12:10am 
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Major Phuckry Apr 21, 2014 @ 9:27pm 
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