I can't believe I have to write this, but please;
STOP posting when and what objects are up your ass in my comments. Some steam users who are sensitive to the subject frequent my profile and it makes them VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. I don't care how "the radio waves are controlling my butt" when you VIVIDLY DESCRIBE how it feels with an antennae up your ass. NO, we don't want to know how each object "tastes." PLEASE POST ON A PROFILE THAT ALLOWS THIS KIND OF PROFANITY.

dumb glue killing bastard -rep

7 inches smaller than mine

Good length

Kinda of a rumpus

I will slaughter you where you stand