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😱
Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say,
"Today I will be brilliant."
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
😙
"It was nice of you to let me reattach your arm."
--Zoidber
🤣
Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
-- Laurence Peter
😬
Everybody has something to conceal.
-- Humphrey Bogart
😪
Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not be allowed to
become necessary.
-- Edgar Friedenberg
😲
"And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just
because there are a few hunderd other people sharing your lunacy with you
does not make you any saner. Doomed, eh?"
-- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU
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<Culus> Hhhmmmmmmmm
<Culus> waterbeds for cows
<Culus> eleet
<cas> Culus: why would a cow need a waterbed?
<Culus> cas: To be comfy warm
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