I'll be at firefighter training all week. So, sorry I won't be here to entertain y'all. I guess you'll just have to piss yourselves off for a while.

I'm glad I upset you. It's moments like this that make life so spicy.

Worst DBD teammate you could possibly come across. In pregame lobby was talking crap to a teammate over their character skin. Got hooked first then tried to sui***e on hook and once unhooked went around and dropped every pallet they could while jumping in and out of lockers to draw the killer to them. Threw the entire game because they suck. Please just uninstall the game instead of wasting all of our time. You're garbage.

You have no redeeming qualities if your base stats are that low and you can't even entertain me. I'm banning you for being negative amounts of cool. Gaben, banish this peasant from commenting on my profile and for the possibility of making other people less cool by interacting with him or being anywhere near him irl! Away you vile being!

i want to touch it!!!!!!!!!!! com back 2 me .

...but if you wanna take the gloves off I'll have to quote my man, Al Bundy, after scoring 4 touchdowns in a single game for his beloved Polk High School Panthers.. Let's rock.

You don't want to tangle with me. We just ain't on the same level. You're inferior. And all that bs screams insecure to anyone who can read it. There's nothing charismatic about you or creative in anything you said. You're just following the path others have laid out before you were born and weird is 100% accurate as a description of who you really are. Water is wet. Sky is blue. #whatareyagonnado

wow...weirdo#2...let me tell you something. you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, Stop playing with me boy you sexually identify as an unsolved Rubik’s cube! lookin ass boy bruh your balls dropped and then climbed back up boy! You tried turning your dishwasher into a bitcoin mining rig! Your best friend is a little mouse who lives under your bed in a Pringles can! Mom uses a jump rope as a belt! Your grandpa got an emergency heart transplant with a capri sun pouch! Your barber lined you up with a weedwacker! Grandpa got held up by a pigeon with a Mohawk on the subway! Get yo ass on boy I’m not done with you bruh! I’m not done with you bruh stop playin bruh!!Stop playing boy you bout nasty ad hell bruh! pastor did questionable things to you in the middle of a church chapel lookin ass back boy! You bout dirty as hell! your name must be amanda cause you got eaten by a bear! khaled al asad>>>>> any cod character ever.

DO MY BIDDING PEASANT SCUM.

Aha! You just missed weirdo 1. It's like how you never see Superman and Clark Kent together #aintthatsomeshit Well have you come to entertainment us with jokes, stories, or interesting facts? I'm surrounded by commoners professing how alluring I am. What I really want is to just smile and feel normal again.

Application denied due to lack of weirdo entertainment.

I'll tell you what.. Insult weirdo # 2 with something hilarious and I'll re-review your application. It's currently in my trash and AEBB is in the mood to clean house. Don't delay me, entertain me. Your friend request is on the line.

im #1 bodyguard true true.

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you have a weird profile. Also, I may be the hottest piece of meat on two wheels this side of the sunshine. But I have a really large stick and I'm not afraid to boop you with it. P.S.S. the dude two weirdos back applied to be my bodyguard. Don't make me tell him to do weirdo stuff to you. He'll probably do it.

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Many things have happened which are not correct to do but Bush Sr was president. That mission was not accomplished as you were told by the Chinese government propaganda picture on the big boat. Tom Cruise wasn't even aware of missionary. He was still in the danger zone, which is a metaphor for the closet, with the star of the movie about feet that are now free, Kenny Loggins. Somewhere between the three truths lies R-Truth. Only he knows why John Cena cannot be seen. It has something to do with infrared.

90's cocaine was best cocaine because it was truly dangerous than today's cocaine. In a strongly worded message to the Spanish conquistador of the lower 21 states, Master Splinter (aka not Master Shredder for those not following along at home) challenged Tom's Holland's Zendaya to a 16 liter baby oil freakoff. There were no survivors as far as Gillian Anderson was concerned when she addressed the president's outgoing desire at 11:00.

What in the pink hell are you rambling on about? There should be legislation against using so many words and making so little sense. I've met three legged ardvarks that can put together a more engaging story. It's like your brain is made up of the game scrabble and the thesaurus that came with it only included the cover and a blank page. Why would your parents do this to the world? You are absolutely proof that there is no god. Jfc

Oh hey Delta! What are you doing here? I was just trying to give other people (mostly me) a reason to be jolly. Is that against the law or something?!?

What shenanigans are you up to now?

Well I guess we'll start the interview process since insulting you has only made you desire more attention. How willing are you to go to my homie Delta's page and just start trash talking him without a motive? Tell him you met him in Counter-Strike and just lay into him about how people like him are ruining gaming. This will prove blind loyalty to me.

Being this hot is a curse. I wish I could just be kinda hot. So when I go to the grocery store I wouldn't have to fight off men and women with a large stick. Sometimes, it hurts my wrist. I should get a body guard.

I'm sorry I picked on your education level. I just noticed you're from Zimbabwe.

It was 11 bears, freak nasty. The s is right there in my name. What happens the next time you want to comment on a profile and I'm not there to read it to you? You're going to look like you do right now, again. And no one wants to see that.

Shoutout to the Bear

I'm going to keep that comment because even though it's old school '90s comedy, you're probably really proud of it. And I support re tard creativity.

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+rep. I dont why they died on hook when I just wanted to bloodpoint farm and was gonna let you go. But I do apperciate them bringing awarness to Amanda who was ate by bears. sad story

The explanation has been sent.

You remind me of my sister who was hit by a metra train.

Aye!

Let me know when you will play, so I can hop on.

On the 8th day, God said, "Let there be entertainment," and Amanda Eaten By Bears was born. And it was good.

It's def something alright. Not bad.

Well at least one soul in my comments appreciates fine art.

Bruh

I got to download the game, but yeah, I'll join you on that adventure. We can sail the seven seas together with your pirate expertise.

Im glad, ngl im new to this whole pirate "ARRREEEE" thing

LMAOOO I got it downloaded etc, just havent had the time to try it out yet I am a bit excited tho, ive been told its a very fun game, and addicting

Lmaoo aint no way

Not rich lmaoo but I am very comfortable financially speaking also i think it was 42$ or something like that

LMAOOO Ive never seen a bear drive a car before until now

Nooooo not the regal DAMN YOU MILTON! I will speak with a few "Colleagues" of mine and see if we can be of any assistance to you Good to hear Jax still has those hands tho, 51-0 is insane

All jokes aside, do stay safe during hurricane Milton

Do make sure to have a safe trip, and ill be expecting to see you return soon with great news! You might only have one shot at fixing this, take your time and make sure everything is done perfectly, You got this! I believe in you

Could you share your formula for creating said time machine? I too have some things in the past I need to correct I will pay very good for this information

Whats the status so far

Sorry, I dont speak asian that well

Lmaoo, well I speak a little spanish, russian, and want to learn Japanese ngl

LMAOO