I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com . Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too!

Just to let everyone know i do not bark. I have never barked in my life. Everyday I wake up and do meaningful contributions to society. I am a very mature and respectable person. I would never engage in such activities such as barking, meowing, purring or making any animal noises. I am a pure chaste person who would never commit such a si- OMG IS THAT <INSERT CHARACTER> GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK SNARL HISSSSS BARK BARK GRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK foams at mouth WOOF WOOF GRRRRRR BARK BARK

OPEN UP YOUR HEART AND LET THAT HATE OUT!!

A straight white man

+rep im cool

+rep Monkeys use all four limbs—two arms and two legs—to walk and run. Their hands and feet are good for grasping tree branches. Monkeys have a coat of hair on most of their bodies. Many types have bare areas of skin on the face and buttocks. They can get into mischief quickly both in captivity and in their natural environment. They have forward facing eyes and flat noses. They also have opposable thumbs that help them with climbing and movement. They are lively, flexible, and quick-witted. The strengths of Monkey include personality traits of enthusiasm, self-assurance, friendliness and an innovative spirit. They are used in relatively small numbers, but they have been important in many important medical advances; for example the polio vaccine, life support systems for premature babies, and deep brain stimulation for Parkinson's Disease. Therefore the majority of the monkeys, excluding your clown azz, somehow manage to have a higher k/d than you, even with brain cancer.