Tactical play

what.. uhh no

-Rep After a good game in Dota 2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Dota 2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

the other day i was at walmart and i had to take a leak so i went into the bathroom and there are only 3 urnals, can you believe it?? anyways there were 2 guys on each end of the urinals (sigh). i said "if im gonna tinkle next to two guys im gonna be on one of the ends, i refuse to be in the middle of the urinal sandwich". they both looked back at me nodding and clapping with pride

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